Today’s Mistake: Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. C’mon guys. No need to be cute. Just call it “strawberry.”
Today’s Mistake: Firefly Southern Lemonade. “This ain’t your grandma’s lemonade!” Shut up Firefly, that shit’s stupid.
Today’s Mistake: Mike’s Hard Chocolate Cherry. This is one flavor combo I’ll never understand.
Today’s Mistake: Three Olives Loopy Vodka. Yes, this is Froot Loop vodka.
Today’s Mistake: Boone’s Farm Blue Hawaiian. Is it wine? Or something more sinister?
Today’s Mistake: Goldschläger. Nothing like an umlaut.