Bartle & Jaymes Exotic Berry
Today’s Mistake: Bartle & Jaymes Exotic Berry. Told you I’d find it.
Bartle & Jaymes Exotic Berry
3.2% alcohol by volume
10 ounce bottle
Price: $1.99
So, they call this one a “malt cooler” now, and not a “wine cooler.” Nobody gives a shit, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone drinking one of these. I mean ever. The only place I ever saw them was at 76ers games. They were always chilling on ice next to the beers. They always looked pretty delicious when I was kid, probably because they come in flavors like “exotic berry.” If only little Jay knew what a tremendous degenerate he’d turn out to be. I’m sure I’d have been very proud of my future self. As much as I don’t want to drink this, it’s probably going to taste good, and hey, it’s very light. By the way, The Daily Blackout is hitting the road tomorrow for Spain & Portugal, so the next few beverages will be hand-picked from the shadiest Spanish liquor store I can find.
From le bottle.
Color
Light pink. It looks like rosewater or something.
Nose
Smells like a shitty scented candle.
Taste
Well of course it’s delicious. I could drink a million of these weirdly shaped bastards. Very juicy berry flavor, with a little bit of carbonation. No alcohol taste.
Final Verdict
I don’t know how I should feel about this bad Larry. I’ll just give it a 2.5 out of a possible 5. Here’s my old friend Chico Carbombs destroying some poor bastard.