Four Loko Coco Loko
Today’s Mistake: Four Loko Coco Loko. This shouldn’t exist, but it does, so wish me luck.
Four Loko Coco Loko
12% alcohol by volume
24 ounce can
Price: $3.25
Those grubby bastards at Four Beverages just had to release a bunch of new flavors. I was looking forward to never drinking another Four Loko for the rest of my life, but here I am. Talk about a beverage fad that totally died out. I wouldn’t have believed it in 2010, but as it turns out, young people can only handle so much 12% alcohol soda-liquor in their lives. There are three new Four Lokos in my area, and this one is going to be my least favorite. Coconut is just a terrible flavor, especially when mixed with booze.
From a mug.
Color
Hazy and cloudy. Almost looks like grapefruit juice.
Nose
Doesn’t smell much like coconut. Just sort of generically sweet.
Taste
It’s awful, but I can get it down. Reminds me of Malibu or something similar.
Final Verdict
Pretty dangerous stuff. I cannot recommend it for daily consumption. 1 out of a possible 5. It’s been a while since we had an actual chug, so here’s an actual chug.