Hiram Walker Peppermint Schnapps
Today’s Mistake: Hiram Walker Peppermint Schnapps. Why must schnapps exist? WHY!?
Hiram Walker Peppermint Schnapps
45% alcohol by volume (90 proof)
375 ml bottle
Price: $5.99
I got to drive a 27 foot Uhaul truck the other day, and let me tell you, it was exhilarating. For a while. Then it started to suck. REAL BAD. This wasn’t one of those lameass Uhaul vans you see all over the place. No, this was basically a semi that didn’t require a special license or driving ability. I’m surprised they let people just rent these things. I could have killed 4,000 people easily. My favorite part was passing the real truckers and nodding at them with a new found sense of respect and admiration. Driving these things professionally has to be the shittiest thing on earth. It’s incredibly hard, you can’t go fast, and you have to sleep in the back of the cab. Does a two-hour experience driving a slightly larger than average truck qualify as trucking experience? I say it does. I think I’ll help friends move just to drive the trucks.
From a glass, by itself. I’m nothing if not brave.
Color
It’s clear, and thanks to a six-hour ride in the freezer, very thick. Corn syrup thick.
Nose
Imagine the foulest, most putrid liquid in the world. That, with peppermint.
Taste
I held it down, but was unable to finish the remaining 300 ml. Can you blame me? It was thick, spicy, and incredibly harsh. I will not do it again.
Final Verdict
Pretty awful. I cannot recommend this. 1 out of a possible 5. This song came on the radio today, and it made my day 300% better.