KGB Black Ice
Today’s Mistake: KGB Black Ice. Oh, that’s cute. KGB, ’cause it’s vodka, a traditionally Russian liquor!
KGB Black Ice
10% alcohol by volume
200 ml cans
Price: $9.99 (four-pack)
I saw a 70 year-old man the other day wearing a shirt that said “I May Have Lost My Hair…. BUT I KEPT MY BIG DICK.” This gentleman was wearing the shirt out in public, like it was a regular old Nike shirt or something. There were children about. You’ve got to be a special kind of soul to wake up in the morning, point to that shirt and say “that’s the one!” Now the man himself was clearly not all there, but the tone of the shirt was even more upsetting. You’ll notice there’s no exclamation point after “dick.” The t-shirt might have been a bit friendlier and playful had it only read “BUT I KEPT MY BIG DICK!” Yay! Nope The text was superimposed onto a parental advisory logo, which makes the whole thing even creepier. Speaking of creepy, here’s this shitty thing I found at a liquor store. It’s one of those mini cans of 10% mixed liquor that I hate so badly. Remember Woodstock Bourbon & Cola? God, that was the worst. It’s actually made by the same company.
From the can.
Color
Greenish 7-Up. Looks like a good way to get an infection.
Nose
Smells faintly of vodka, but only if I’m trying to smell it. Mostly just cheap lemon.
Taste
Overwhelmingly lemon-lime and then inexplicably harsh towards the end. The opposite of balanced. It is better than the Woodstock stuff.
Final Verdict
Very average. I don’t think this crap will be around too long, so that’s good. 2 out of a possible 5. Here’s the best music video I’ve ever seen.