Lionshead Pilsner

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Today’s Mistake: Lionshead Pilsner. The beer you forgot existed!

Lionshead Pilsner

4.5% alcohol by volume

16 ounce can

Price: $8.99 (six-pack)

I really did forget about Lionshead. I mean, be honest, didn’t you? It’s made in Wilkes-Barre, America’s most forgettable city. I don’t think there’s anything there but a Pittsburgh Penguins affiliate and the Lion Brewery. That’s about it. Just look at the Wilkes-Barre skyline and tell me it’s not the most depressing place in central Pennsylvania:

Wow! I think the tallest building is the WB Sheraton. Anyway, I’m just kidding Wilkes-Barre. You know I love you. You’re so much fun to drive around while going to more important places. And hey! You’ve got the esteemed Lion Brewery!

From the can.

Color

Light yellow, much like any adjunct lager.

Nose

Smells like an old book.

Taste

Like musty corn syrup.

Final Verdict

No thanks. No way. 1 out of a possible 5. Looking for a professional and affordable dentist in the Wilkes-Barre/Wyoming Valley area? Look no further than the Wilkes-Barre Dental Group.

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