Pucker Cherry Tease Vodka
Today’s mistake: Pucker Cherry Tease Vodka. GREAT.
Pucker Cherry Tease Vodka
35% alcohol by volume (70 proof)
50 ml nip
Price: $1.25
So, this exists and I’m losing faith in humanity daily. The amount of flavors they’ll put into a vodka never ceases to amaze me, but I suppose cherry is on the tamer side. Certainly better than whipped cream or cake. These nips of Pucker do have the distinction of being the absolute cheapest of all the nips here in Boston, so I suppose they get some extra credit for that. The bottle makes me think of Christmas for some reason. That’s all I got for this one. Not particularly thrilled to be reviewing it.
One shot, from the nip.
Color
Don’t make me say it.
Nose
Good Christ. Cherry lip balm and rubbing alcohol.
Taste
It was over pretty quickly, but I did taste some fake cherry on the way down. It was really cold, which was nice.
Final Verdict
For something with such a strong smell, this had almost no taste. Very strange. 2 out of a possible 5. Remember DMX? He’s officially a crackhead now.