Shock Top Wheat IPA
Today’s Mistake: Shock Top Wheat IPA. Can’t be much worse than the other one.
Shock Top Wheat IPA
5.8% alcohol by volume
12 ounce bottle
Price: $7.99 (six-pack)
Hope everyone had a pleasant fourth of July. I love hot dogs, and it’s really the only day you can eat four in one sitting without people judging too harshly. I mean, seriously. Hot dogs are the shit. The only problem? New England style hot dog rolls. What sadistic jackass thought those were a good idea? Hot dog buns are supposed to be bun shaped, with perfect curves leading up to the pocket. These other rolls are just slices of bread that happen to fit a meat tube. They look like shit and you can’t put toppings on properly. Honestly, what’s more fun than putting the toppings on just right? Here’s the second Shock Top I bought, and honestly, I’m not expecting much. The first one was just awful, so I assume this one will be too.
From the bottle.
Color
Hazy yellow and maybe just a bit orange.
Nose
Smells like the white, but a little sweeter.
Taste
Well, I guess it sort of tastes like a Belgian IPA, but it’s just way too sweet. Honestly, tastes like a more alcoholic version of the Belgian white.
Final Verdict
It’s pretty terrible. I don’t know if I can say anything nice about it. So I won’t. 1 out of a possible 5. Here’s one of my favorite rappers failing horribly at acting.