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The Essential Blackout

The complete and total blackout, a list of every single drink I’ve ever reviewed on The Daily Blackout, sorted by rating. I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time, so here it is. I’m doing this because I want everyone to be able to find their favorite swill easily. Actually, that’s not true. I just need an easy way to see what I’ve done already. Unsurprisingly, there are a lot of 1′s and .5′s.

5 out of a possible 5 (The Golden Blackout)

Evan Williams

Sam Adams Utopia

Sailor Jerry

Pabst Blue Ribbon

4.5 out of a possible 5

Sobieski Vodka

Admiral Nelson’s Rum

Quinta Das Marias

Southern Comfort

4 out of a possible 5

Smirnoff Ice Strawberry Acai

New Amsterdam Gin

RÖKK Vodka

Yuengling

Spicebox Canadian Whiskey

Liberty Creek Chardonnay

Bakalar

Geary’s Pale Ale

Sagres Imperial

Stalingrad Vodka

Franzia Cabernet Sauvignon

Domino Pinot Grigio

Dr. McGillicuddy’s Lemon Drop

3.5 out of a possible 5

Genesee Ice

Nova Schin

Mike’s Hard Black Cherry Lemonade

Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio

A:M Melonball

Ginjinha

3 out of a possible 5

Icehouse

Mike’s Harder Mango Punch

Tilt Blue

Franzia Sunset Blush

Blanchard’s Vodka

Burnett’s Vodka

Mike’s Hard Pink Lemonade

Mr. Boston Vodka

Singha Lager Beer

Big Bear

Super Bock Lager

Woodbridge Chardonnay

Carlos Rossi Chardonnay

Pucker Lemonade Lust

Allen’s Peppermint Schnapps

The Daily Blackout Double IPA

Old Crow Whiskey (Review 1)

2.5 out of a possible 5

Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Burst

Four Loko Lemon-Lime

Jeremiah Weed Lightning Lemonade

Miller Lite

Rumple Minze

Wolfschmidt Vodka

Private Stock

Mickey’s

Four Loko Blueberry Lemonade

Beck’s Pilsener

Silver Thunder

Bartle & Jaymes Exotic Berry

Sagres Cerveja

Big Mug Amber

Franzia Chardonnay

Malibu Rum Punch

Pepperwood Grove Pinot Grigio

Asahi Super Dry

2 out of a possible 5

Schlitz Bull Ice

Mississippi Mud Black & Tan

Steel Reserve

Four Loko Blue Raspberry

Sparks Orange

Regia Extra

Coors

Modelo Especial

Kingfisher

Margaritaville Spiked Lemonade

Four Loko Watermelon

Flying Horse Royal Lager

Carib Lager

Alfa Lager

Zywiec Beer

Pucker Cherry Tease

Labatt Max Ice

Parrot Bay Frozen Daquiri

Go Caipirinha

Golden Eagle Lager Beer

Arnold Palmer Hard

Captain Morgan Long Island Iced Tea

Sapporo

Bud Light Platinum

1.5 out of a possible 5

Old Thompson Whiskey

Narragansett

King Cobra

Coors Light

Budweiser

Barefoot Pinot Grigio

Pinnacle Cake Vodka

Bud Light Lime

Schmidt’s

1 out of a possible 5

Baltika

Molson Ice

Schlitz

Natural Ice

Margaritaville Spiked Tea

Seagram’s 7 Crown Whisky

Freixenet Sparkling Wine

Milwaukee’s Best Ice

Kimnoff Vodka

Strawberry-Lemonade Blast

Jeremiah Weed Spiked Cola

Five O’Clock Gin

Foster’s

Ruble Vodka

Charles Shaw Pinot Grigio

Rubinoff Vodka

Mike’s Harder Grape Punch

Schaefer Beer

Red Stripe

Grape Blast

Dog Bite High Gravity

A:M White Citrus

Lone Star

Russian Treasure Vodka

Jamaican Me Happy

Twisted Tea Backyard Batch

Famosa Lager Beer

Tilt Pina Colada

Poland Spring Vodka

Blueberry Twisted Tea

.5 out of a possible 5

Eden Pink Lemonade Rum Runner

Lobster Lovers Beer

Natty Daddy

Bud Ice

Budweiser Chelada

Heineken

Miller High Life

Rolling Rock

Protocolo Wine

Olde English

Hurricane

Night Train Express

Werewolf

Before-After Triple Bock

St. Ides 

Chocolate Lab Wine

Ice 101

McKenzie’s Black Cherry Hard Cider

Go Gin & Tonic

Old Monk 10,000

Tilt Long Island Iced Tea

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