The pussification of America is very real, my friends, and it’s all about priorities.
I’ve been one of many speculating fans throwing out ridiculous possibilities since Disney announced their plans to continue the Star Wars franchise after Walt Disney Co. bought Lucasfilm in a whopping $4 billion deal.
1. Your grocery shopping concludes by visiting the express checkout line, with more than 10-15 items. 1b. You don’t need to return your shopping cart. That’s someone else’s job, specifically that handicapped employee across the lot. 1c. There’s no need to push your cart [...]
If I lack patience for one thing, it’s arrogance, and more often than not, I find one group guilty of that crime far more often than others. Atheists.
If any of the following apply to you, you’re a little bit fat. Or, if you prefer the direct route: “You know you’re fat when…”