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Desolation Row: The Worst Cocktails on Earth
Once upon a time, I had to invent my own cocktails on the cheap. The results were not pretty.
Four Loko XXX Strawberry Lemonade
Today’s Mistake: Four Loko XXX Strawberry Lemonade. What an extreme can.
Four Loko Coco Loko
Today’s Mistake: Four Loko Coco Loko. This shouldn’t exist, but it does, so wish me luck.
Four Loko Watermelon
Today’s mistake: Four Loko Watermelon. What did the humble watermelon ever do to deserve this? Four Loko Watermelon 12% alcohol by volume 24 ounce can Price: $3.50 I was drinking a Lagunitas IPA the other day while preparing to write [...]
Four Loko Blueberry Lemonade XXX
Today’s mistake: Four Loko Blueberry Lemonade XXX. Did Four Loko really need to release a limited edition can? Four Loko Blueberry Lemonade XXX 12.0% alcohol by volume 23.5 ounce can Price: $3.50 Man, I was on a roll. I hadn’t [...]
Four Loko Blue Raspberry
Today’s mistake: Four Loko Blue Raspberry. WHY MUST I SUFFER? Four Loko Blue Raspberry 12.0% alcohol by volume 24 ounce cans Price: $3.50 They raised the price! Those greedy bastards. That quarter might not look like much, but think about [...]